Just posting things that I like. 17 Living in California.

  • birdhero:

    i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

    when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

    maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

    is that magic??

    honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

    (Source: nilesymon, via phoenix-fyre23)

  • iraffiruse:

    HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

    (via missymayjay)

  • jmaslows:

    image

    it gets funnier every time.

    (Source: jaredpadalescki, via victauriel)

  • theonlywayistogether:

    THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
    THEIR REACTIONS ALONE

    (Source: spookyhisoka, via annamakie)

  • nuclearnyx:

    my anaconda don’t want none

    unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

    image

    (via peterdarling)

  • problackgirl:

    being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

    (via veelarie)

  • largeandlovely:

    It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.

    (via victauriel)

  • ocevns:

    6-packs:

    ocevns:

    america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties

    and then canada is like america’s best friend, who’s like the uglier version of her, but all the other kids think she’s way nicer

    mexico is like the weird kid who keeps trying to get really close to america to smell her hair

    (via victauriel)

  • thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

    fandomcollector:

    electrikmoonlight:

    mildserendipity:

    WTF I LIETERALLY THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DOGS UNTIL NOW I AM 20 YEARS OLD

    of course it was, why would he actually sing about real dogs and why they got out

    No it isn’t. It’s actually talking about the men who predate upon women in clubs, calling them dogs, not ‘ugly women’. Just look at the lyrics:

    And tell the fellas stop the name callin
    Yepee ah yo
    Then them girls respond to the call
    I hear a woman shout out
    Who let the dogs out
    Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof

    Or if that isn’t clear enough for you that it’s women quite clearly calling the men dogs then read this next bit:

    Get back gruffy, mash scruffy
    Get back you flea infested mongrel
    Now I tell meh self dem man go get angry
    Ah yepee ah yo
    To hear them girls calling them canine

    It’s saying that men who attack women for being ‘ugly’ or refuse to leave them alone are worse than stray mongrels! It plainly points out that women do not want or appreciate the attention and so taunt them with the verse of ‘who let the dogs out’ because they are both unable to control themselves and vile little creatures. Learn to do some fucking research.

    Oh.

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via victauriel)

  • wire-man:

    silent-tundra:

    jedavu:

    Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

    by  Valeriya Kutsan

    If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.

    I’ve reblogged this before, so I’m doing it again.

    (via wisegirllonglive)

  • herestothedesperatedasher:

    fly-like-a-mermaid:

    burn-it-down-28:

    msh30:

    team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

    team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

    Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

    team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason

    (via lessfallmoresaunter)

  • dead-pendragon:

    heterophilia:

    Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

    SOMEONE SAID IT

    (via time-traveling-machine)