jazzforyourcow:

lydia martin needs some wolfsbane-infused nail polish so she can backhand punk-ass werewolves like the queen she is

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

(via brandilynrose)

riskpig:

fifty-shadesofgay:

castielsunderpants:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH. 

also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters

I reblog every time Prince of Egypt comes up because holy fuck this movie is so good.

(via brandilynrose)

momcrotch:

I hate it when I see straight boys with bigger butts than me like wtf you don’t need that what are you even going to use it for

(via a-lady-of-rohan)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

majorepicfail12:

yay-someoneactually:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

DUDES ARE REBLOGGING THIS 😂😂

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i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis, via phoenix-fyre23)

tennants-hair:

tennants-hair:

”i’m 12 but i’m mature for my age!”

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found the 12year old

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Zodiac Signs: The Musical!

sex-strology:

Aries: Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

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Taurus: Chicago

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Gemini: Avenue Q

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Cancer: Beauty and the Beast

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(there weren’t any gifs available from the stage musical)

Leo: Hairspray

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Virgo: Annie

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Libra: The Last 5 Years

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Scorpio: The Phantom of the Opera

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Sagittarius: Book of Mormon

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Capricorn: Les Miserables

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Aquarius: RENT

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Pisces: Wicked

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(via everydaytaurus)

The Signs Winning VS Losing (Aries-Virgo)

juzzodiac:

Aries winning: image

Aries losing:

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Taurus winning:

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Taurus losing

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Gemini winning:

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Gemini losing:

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Cancer winning:

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Cancer losing:

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Leo winning:

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Leo losing:

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Virgo winning:

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Virgo losing:

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thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

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"

1. Wash your sheets every two weeks, I promise you’ll sleep better.

2. If a boy breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

3. If a girl breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry.

4. School is important, but there are many things you can’t learn in a classroom. Pursue them.

5. Find your passion, and run with it.

6. No, you don’t need to lose weight.

7. You are beautiful without make up.

8. You are beautiful with make up.

9. Being a good person will never go out of style

10. Buy yourself flowers if you’re feeling sad.

11. Getting enough sleep is very important.

12. Drinking water has so many benefits

13. Believe in fairytales, believe in love, and allow no one to steal your magic.

14. Reading is good for the soul.

15. I am not here to judge you, but I will always support what I think is best for you.

16. I appreciate you.

17. I am proud of you.

18. Even on your worst days, you will never disappoint me.

19. I love you no matter what.

"

19 Things I Will Tell My Daughter (via brennanat)

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